January 2006

January:

• Started the year out getting stupid-drunk at Sin City and making an ass of myself
• Had to make a presentation upon which hinged my job and realized five minutes in that the whole process was lip-service and I was fucked. This was verified when I was subsequently handed my already-prepared "retention package" letter giving me eight months to undo everything I had done in my last three years at work.
• I made a "Welcome to Siberia" demotivational poster

February: