If He Only Had a Brain

He can while away the hours

Handing out his flyers

About chem-trails causing rain.

And his head he is a-scratchin'

While his plots are busy hatchin'

Because Reptard is insane.

He'll unravel every riddle

For any individdle

In trouble or in pain

With his Geocities web page

The world he's gonna save

Because Reptard is insane.

Oh, he can tell you why

The lizards run the show

And secrets of the Masons that he knows

And then he'll sit, and rant some mo'e.

He would not be just a nothin'

His head all full of stuffin'

His heart all full of pain

He could get a job and maybe marry

Life would be a dinglederry

If he only had brain.