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You Should Not Be Allowed to Use Computers Anymore If...

You should not be allowed to use computers anymore if you:
  • Cannot follow illustrated directions.
  • Think the "www" is a required part of any web address.
  • Refer to your computer as "the CPU" or "the hard drive."
  • Don't understand the difference between a mail server and a web server.
  • Think "the web" and "the Internet" are synonyms.

Things I Have to Learned to Accept

...or reasons to get out of IT - depending on how attached I'm feeling to that "regular pay-cheque" thing at the moment.

    Paid a Compliment by my Camera

    When I went to photograph the progress on my latest painting tonight, the face-recognition actually honed-in on the face I finished today.

    Oringinal post: http://mbarrick.livejournal.com/872117.html


    BlackBerry Storm

    "BlackBerry Shit-Storm" more like it.

    When this this was announced in the summer it looked like it was going to be über-cool and I couldn't wait to get my hands on it.

    But wait I did. For months. I signed up for news on the release date and waited. "Out in time for Christmas" I was promised.


    ghoti

    The old adage:

    Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

    — Lao Tzu, founder of taoism

    The old adage as it applies to IT:

    Give a man a fish, he'll shut up and get out of your face. Teach a man to fish, and he'll fall out of the boat, scare away all the fish, break the fishing pole, deny any responsibility, blame you, and demand you immediately give him more fish, a better fishing pole, and a faster boat.


    Painting Progress

    The new painting is coming along nicely. Even though I work in acrylic, I tried something more traditional oil-like approach with the skin tones - building them up in thin, semi-transparent layers. Acrylic has this stigma of being somehow a lesser medium than oil. It's a strange prejudice, considering acrylic doesn't yellow or crack with age like oil. I suspect that is really has to do with two things: 1.) that it has only been around since the 1950's and the post-war anti-mimetic and ultimately anti-painting course of late Modernism and Post-Modernism means there are very few well-known painters who work in acrylic (photorealist Chuck Close would be an exception), and 2.) because it cleans up with water it is an easy medium to get started with so there are a lot of bad acrylic paintings out there.

    At this point I'd estimate that I've got about ten to twelve hours of actual painting in on this. It's ironic that my photography, which was meant to just provide source material for paintings, now occupies so much of my time that I don't actually find a lot of time to paint. Being sick didn't help either. Each key frame in the animation represents about an hour and a half worth of work.


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