The only Barbie post I'm going to make. You'll get it if you frequented the Purple Onion in the early 2000s...

Meanwhile, on Twitter... #2010olympics

It's not the absolute shortest way between the parkade and the gallery, but walking this slightly longer way goes a very long way toward sloughing off any annoyance from the commute.

Malenky's days as a staple-remover are numbered. He needs both his right canines out. The good news is the quote was a thousand dollars less than what I was originally ballparked. The bad news is it's still a number you can count in thousands, just one less. No overseas vacation for me this year.