Q. If you see someone from East Van on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.
Q: Why does the Fraser River run past Surrey and Richmond?
A: Because if it walked it'd get hit by a street-racer.
Q. What is someone from Richmond's idea of "thinking outside the box"?
A. Shopping on Robson St. instead of going to a mall.
Q: What do you call someone from East Van in a house in West Van?
A : A burglar.
Q: What's the first question at the Sur-Del pub quiz night ?
A: What you looking at?
Q: What do you call someone from New West in a tie?
A : The accused.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Surrey?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q: What do you say to someone from Langley in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please.
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