Sun, 2010/11/14 - 10:14pm
I swear the Internet is robbing me of intelligence. I try to avoid running in the special olympics, but just the very act of reading though and looking at the volume of mediocre crap to find the occasional gem is rotting my mind. It's the mental equivalent of black-lung. Tiny particles of idiocy are piling up in the corners of my mind, forming into dust-bunnies of stupidity. The dunce-bunnies are arming themselves with the armour from pencil-drawn Manga-style anthropomorphic horse and kitty warriors from deviantART.
Mon, 2010/07/26 - 10:49pm
Elaine and I were just watching the first
Sex and the City movie and Elaine made a comment about how big "Big" looked.
"He's exactly the same size as me," I said, "Remember when I bid on his suit?"
"Oh, yeah, " she replied, "then she must be tiny,"
Sat, 2010/02/06 - 10:05pm
